Bless This Home Come Back With a Warrant Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

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Traditional entryway decor with a hilarious twist! The “Bless This Home, Come Back With a Warrant” Cross Stitch Pattern features a sweet suburban cottage design with a witty, subversive punchline. Stitched almost entirely with standard full cross stitches, it’s an easy project that makes an unforgettable housewarming gift or porch display.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts in 1-page and 4-page views)

  • Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches with only 1 tiny backstitch detail)

  • 12 DMC Floss Colors (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

Give your guests a hilarious surprise right at the front door! This modern cross stitch pattern starts off looking like a cozy, traditional home blessing sampler, complete with a quaint blue house, green lawn, picket fence, and soft white clouds, until you read the bottom line. Designed for 14-count Aida, the pattern uses basic full cross stitches throughout (plus just one tiny backstitch for the door handle). (Stitching Tip: Stitched on light blue, tan, or oatmeal-colored Aida, the white fluffy clouds in the sky will stand out even more vibrant and crisp!)

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches + 1 tiny backstitch for the door handle)

    • Grid Size: 140W x 112H

    • Stitch Count: 140 x 88 stitches

    • Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 10.00″ x 6.29″ (approx. 25.4 cm x 16.0 cm)

    • Palette: 12 DMC floss colors

    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.

    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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