Even My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Gay Bo Burnham Quote Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

$2.00

Iconic comedy lyrics paired with bright pride energy! The “Even My Boyfriend Thinks I’m Gay” Cross Stitch Pattern features famous Bo Burnham lyrics set above a vibrant rainbow butterfly with drop-shadow lettering. Worked mostly in standard full cross stitches, it’s a quick, fun project that fits great in a 5″ or 6″ hoop.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts in 1-page and 4-page views)

  • Quick & Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches with minor backstitching & 2 French knots)

  • 8 DMC Floss Colors (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

Combine top-tier comedy culture with a splash of color! Inspired by Bo Burnham’s hilarious song lyrics, this modern cross stitch pattern pairs vibrant rainbow-winged butterfly artwork with colorful multi-tone typography reading “Even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay.” With a compact grid size of 70×70, it’s a fast, gratifying project that you can finish in a single weekend. It looks amazing mounted inside a 5-inch or 6-inch round embroidery hoop or framed for a shelf display. (Crafter’s Tip: Customizing your fabric? If you choose to stitch on black, navy, or dark Aida fabric, just swap the black thread outlines and butterfly body for white thread so it stands out!)

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches + minor backstitching & 2 French knots for antennae)

    • Grid Size: 70W x 70H

    • Stitch Count: 50 x 66 stitches

    • Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 3.57″ x 4.71″ (approx. 9.1 cm x 12.0 cm — ideal for a 5″ or 6″ hoop)

    • Palette: 8 DMC floss colors

    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.

    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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