Floral Fuck It You This That Everything Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

$3.00

Beautiful floral lettering with a message that covers everything! The Floral “Fuck Everything” Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern features ornate rose-entwined typography and a striped border above a list that covers every possible target. Stitched in 100% full cross stitches, it’s a quick, wide-format project designed for desk displays or panoramic frames.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts in 1-page and 4-page views)

  • 100% Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches only, no backstitching)

  • DMC Floss Palette (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

When a simple curse word isn’t quite specific enough, list them all! This subversive cross stitch design features a grand central word rendered in ornate black lettering entwined with soft pink rosebuds and green leaves, finished with a subtle blue shadow highlight. Underneath, crisp text spells out “IT YOU THIS THAT THEM OFF HIM HER EVERYTHING”, framed top and bottom by a colorful striped geometric border. With a wide landscape design area of 103 x 41 stitches, it finishes at under 3 inches tall on 14-count Aida—making it a perfect candidate for a panoramic desktop frame, a long box frame, or a unique accent piece for an office desk.

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Intermediate (due to backstitch lettering)

    • Grid Size: 105W x 43H

    • Stitch Count: 103 x 41 stitches

    • Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 7.36″ x 2.93″ (approx. 18.7 cm x 7.4 cm)

    • Palette: Standard DMC floss colors

    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.

    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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