Flowery Cunt Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

$5.00

Combine vintage floral elegance with a bold, cheeky twist! The Flowery Cunt Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern features ornate typography wrapped in vibrant botanical flowers and a decorative border. Perfect for modern stitchers who love pretty aesthetics with a sense of humor.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts)

  • Designed for 14-Count Aida (Fits standard frames)

  • 26 DMC Floss Colors (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

Looking for a project that pairs classic botanical detail with unapologetic humor? This subversive cross stitch pattern balances delicate floral artwork with a profane statement piece. Whether you are framing it for your home or stitching it as an unforgettable gift for a friend, this pattern is designed to be as enjoyable to stitch as it is to display.

 

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Intermediate / Easy (Full stitches only)

    • Grid Size: 140W x 142H

    • Stitch Count: 100 x 100 stitches

    • Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 7.14″ x 7.14″ (approx. 18.1 cm x 18.1 cm)

    • Palette: 26 DMC floss colors

    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (You can use higher fabric counts like 16 or 18-count, but keep in mind the finished size will be slightly smaller)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files so you can stitch using whichever format you prefer:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a convenient 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.
    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble accessing your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to help.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

Additional information

Backstitch

None

Coverage

Partial Coverage

Design Size

Medium

Number of Colors

1–5

Orientation

Square

Skill Level

Easy

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