Description
Looking for a project that pairs classic botanical detail with unapologetic humor? This subversive cross stitch pattern balances delicate floral artwork with a profane statement piece. Whether you are framing it for your home or stitching it as an unforgettable gift for a friend, this pattern is designed to be as enjoyable to stitch as it is to display.
Pattern Details & Specifications
Skill Level: Intermediate / Easy (Full stitches only)
Grid Size: 140W x 142H
Stitch Count: 100 x 100 stitches
Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 7.14″ x 7.14″ (approx. 18.1 cm x 18.1 cm)
Palette: 26 DMC floss colors
Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)
Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (You can use higher fabric counts like 16 or 18-count, but keep in mind the finished size will be slightly smaller)
What’s Included in Your PDF Download
Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files so you can stitch using whichever format you prefer:
- Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a convenient 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.
- Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.
Important Information
Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.
Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble accessing your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to help.
Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!








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