Funny Octopus Slap 8 People Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

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Because sometimes two hands just aren’t enough! The “I Wish I Was an Octopus” Cross Stitch Pattern pairs a cheeky, grinning purple octopus with hilarious workplace humor. Stitched entirely with standard full cross stitches, it’s an easy, satisfying project designed to fit perfectly into a standard 8″ x 10″ frame.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both 1-page and 4-page views in Color & Black/White)

  • 100% Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches only, no backstitching or specialty stitches)

  • 12 DMC Floss Colors (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

Need a little comic relief for your office wall or desk? This subversive sea life pattern features an adorable pixelated octopus blowing bubbles, sitting above the relatable quote: “I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.” Designed with no backstitching or fractionals required, this piece is ideal for stitchers of all experience levels, from complete beginners to seasoned stitchers looking for a quick, laugh-out-loud project.

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches only)
    • Grid Size: 112W x 140H
    • Stitch Count: 104 x 140 stitches
    • Thread Palette: 12 DMC colors (Includes conversion chart for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan where available)
What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.
    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.
    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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