Description
Combine vintage cross stitch aesthetic with modern snark! Inspired by The Handmaid’s Tale, this subversive sampler frames elaborate blackletter typography and red tulip motifs around the relatable prayer quote: “Our father, who art in Heaven, seriously? What the actual fuck?” Designed entirely with standard full cross stitches and zero backstitching required, it offers a smooth, stress-relieving stitching experience for crafters of all levels. Frame it in a traditional dark wood or black frame for a striking display!
Pattern Details & Specifications
Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches only)
Grid Size: 140W x 112H
Stitch Count: 138 x 111 stitches
Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 9.86″ x 7.93″ (approx. 25.0 cm x 20.1 cm — ideal for an 8″ x 10″ frame)
Palette: 8 DMC floss colors
Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)
Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)
What’s Included in Your PDF Download
Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:
Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.
Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.
Important Information
Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.
Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.
Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!
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