The Count Zero Fucks Given Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Pattern)

$4.00

“ZERO! ZERO FUCKS GIVEN! AH! AH! AH!” The Count Zero Fucks Given Cross Stitch Pattern pairs everyone’s favorite counting vampire with top-tier sarcastic humor. Stitched entirely in standard full cross stitches, it’s a hilarious, nostalgic project that looks fantastic displayed in an 8″ x 10″ frame.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts in 1-page and 4-page views)

  • 100% Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches only, no backstitching)

  • DMC Floss Palette (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

Bring some legendary counting energy to your craft collection! Featuring the iconic Count from Sesame Street, complete with his monocle, pointed collar, and signature laugh, this subversive pattern turns classic television nostalgia into the ultimate sarcastic statement piece. Designed with zero backstitching or specialty stitches required, it offers a fast, relaxing, and incredibly satisfying stitching experience. It fits comfortably inside a standard 8″ x 10″ frame, making it the perfect desk decor piece for an office, workspace, or living room wall.

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches only)

    • Palette: 7 Standard DMC floss colors

    • Grid Size: 85W x 100H
    • Design Area: 5.93″ x 7.00″ (83 x 98 stitches)
    • Color Count: 7
    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.

    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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