Toodaloo Motherfucker Scooter Pusheen Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF Download)

$3.00

“Riding away from your bullshit like… Toodaloo motherfucker.” The Scooter Pusheen Cat Text Meme Cross Stitch Pattern pairs an adorable chubby kitty zipping away on a scooter with hilariously unhinged text-bubble captions. Worked in standard full cross stitches, it’s a quick, subversive project designed to fit a 6″ or 7″ embroidery hoop.

  • Instant PDF Download (Includes both Color & Black/White charts in 1-page and 4-page views)

  • 100% Beginner-Friendly (Full cross stitches only, no backstitching)

  • 10 DMC Floss Colors (Includes alternative floss conversions)

Description

When you’ve had enough of the drama, zip away in style! This subversive text-meme cross stitch pattern features Pusheen the cat happily cruising on a teal scooter, complete with little exhaust puffs and light blue text bubble messaging. With a compact design area of 69 x 77 stitches, it’s a fast, gratifying project that you can easily finish in a weekend. Finishing under 6 inches tall on 14-count Aida, it displays beautifully inside a standard 6″ or 7″ round embroidery hoop or framed for your desk, office, or entry table.

Pattern Details & Specifications
    • Skill Level: Beginner / Easy (Full cross stitches only)

    • Grid Size: 70W x 81H

    • Stitch Count: 69 x 77 stitches

    • Finished Size (on 14-count Aida): 4.93″ x 5.50″ (approx. 12.5 cm x 14.0 cm — ideal for a 6″ or 7″ hoop)

    • Palette: 10 DMC floss colors

    • Thread Conversions Included: Alternatives for Anchor, J&P Coats, and Sullivan (where available)

    • Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida (Works with any fabric count or color)

What’s Included in Your PDF Download

Your purchase includes an instant digital download with two separate PDF files:

    • Full Color Pattern PDF: Features color blocks with symbols. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart for easy reading.

    • Black & White Pattern PDF: High-contrast symbol-only layout. Includes both a 1-page overview chart and an enlarged 4-page chart.

Important Information
    • Digital Download Only: This listing is for a printable PDF pattern. No physical materials, fabric, or floss are included.

    • Returns & Exchanges: Due to the nature of instant digital downloads, sales are final. If you have any trouble downloading or opening your files, please reach out via the contact form, and I’ll be happy to assist.

    • Copyright & Commercial Use: Patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, shared, or redistributed in digital form. However, you are welcome to sell physical, finished cross stitch pieces created from this pattern!

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